A Wink on Crack
Today, I met the most cronic winker of my life time. I knew when each sentence was over, because it would end in a slow wink followed by a lean in. It irritated me to the point that I almost started winking out of frustration. I wonder if she knews that her eyes are more punctual than her voice. Most people of a phoenic language lower their voice tone or raise it higher for a question. She doesn’t (wink) Everything mark of punctuation has to be a wink(wink) I just do not understand why(wink) I wonder if she has been doing it all her life(wink) Does she think it is cool(wink) Can I really go up to her and say(wink) (wink)Why do you wink voluntarily after every sentence(wink)(wink)(wink) Ugh(wink)
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